we are offically declaring may 23rd as idiot's day, for the three of us at least. new orleans, i have to say, it's a rather dirty and unkempt place. the vibe doesn't feel american... it's a little spanish-french-creole-cajun ghetooness rolled into it's one. we did our best to get a taste of that today. so we wake up, and take off to a local eatery called Vasquez's for some local cooking:

mmmm... gumbo with a shrimp po' boy. the bread was nice and flaky and the seafood lightly fried, tasted good, not too heavy. lunch special of the day was $4.95 red beans n' rice with 2 pork chops. good stuff.
so after a nice lunch we were all feeling a might.. sluggish. so we decided to energize ourself by walking back to the hotel. we, in our infinite wisdom decided to walk down franklin ave back towards the french quarter. this area was described later by a local barber (named dominic who is the shiznit, good guy) as a "checkerboard." we would have taken pictures but it's not wise to act the tourist in the ghetto as my roommates gently yet firmly reminded me. so we walked past run-down cars on blocks, messed up concrete sidewalks gently sprinkled with broken beer bottle glass, past rusty metal bars over boarded up windows. and all this in 94F heat (with humidity temp of 103F).
the best part came when we approached a freeway overpass with no obvious way to cross over. we knew we needed to get over... but how? one of us, who shall remain nameless (but think, associated with frosted flakes) decided to tippy-toe up the concrete siding towards oncoming traffic, which was met with incredulous glances by the other 2. we eventually decided to head up the center divide and hope for the best...

we somehow made it to a walkway between the overpass alive, suprisingly. we were then faced with a choose-your-own adventure type scenario:

"You have reached the crest of the walkway with your intrepid friends. Do you:
A) Hope the concrete railing and tip-toe down the freeway hoping to avoid getting side-swiped?
B) Continue down the path towards the dark underpass with a 50/50 chance of a random mugging occuring.
c) Head back and call a cab"
wait... think about this...
take your time...
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yep you guessed right, we chose b). obvious, no?